Gillette: The Lost Video 1 & 2
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The Gillette "Short film" has been... very bad and stupid. Let's mock it by having this story exist.
Abigail, a 13 year old girl loves Gillette and it's woke ideology. After seeing their video for an unhealthy amount of times, she gets a comment from Gillette... but what she finds will scar her for life.
Gillette: The Lost Video 2- Electric Boogaloo is the story of a really crap detective, named Derek Green. He had to investigate the murders and how a specific cult had to do with it. However, what he didn't know was that he was targeted...
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