Gillette: The Lost Video 1 & 2
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 6m
Ongoing, First published Mar 01, 2019
The Gillette "Short film" has been... very bad and stupid. Let's mock it by having this story exist.

Abigail, a 13 year old girl loves Gillette and it's woke ideology. After seeing their video for an unhealthy amount of times, she gets a comment from Gillette... but what she finds will scar her for life.


Gillette: The Lost Video 2- Electric Boogaloo is the story of a really crap detective, named Derek Green. He had to investigate the murders and how a specific cult had to do with it. However, what he didn't know was that he was targeted...
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