Modern AU/One Shot challenge with Vala 411 Summary: A green-eyed guy is very sad and drunk in Thorstonton Bar in Berk. An equally sad blonde is drunk in a bar in Miami. Coincidence or machination? Ruffnut smells a rat...but playing matchmaker halfway across the country isn't easy-especially with an idiot brother and a conniving would-be suitor... Disclaimer: I don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.