BITTERSWEET | 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚔𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝

MALIA FAYE CARRIED A LIST. It was a long list. The list? A series of events that recorded the many, many, senseless, idiotic ideas and actions of none other than the infamous Michael Kelso. The list went as far back as August 6th, 1968-the day Michael Kelso had stolen nearly fifty jars of peanut butter to later bathe in it-ass naked-with the belief that it would help darken his skin tone. Malia Faye, Eric Foreman, Steven Hyde, and Donna Pinciotti had convinced themselves that, that would be as bad as his ideas would come. However, it wasn't until Michael Kelso entered Eric Foreman's basement with Jackie Burkhart, of all people, did Malia Faye realize just how stupid Michael Kelso was. And, it wasn't until Malia Faye entered a local bar in the suburbs of Wisconsin with none other than Jackie Burkhart did she realize that she was far more stupid than Michael Kelso himself.

!DISCLAIMER! I do not own That 70's Show, I only own Malia Faye and her storyline.