The Adventures of KITCHENtan: An Odd Comedy
oneirataxial
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  • Reads 141
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 12m
oneirataxial
Ongoing, First published Mar 02, 2019
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Do you ever have a really bizarre intrusive thought right before you go to bed or right after you wake up? And then it haunts you every day until you make it a reality?

If so, you can identify with me on how I came up with the idea for this 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 to real literature.

It's about- and here I'll take a pause to reevaluate my life's decisions- it's about BTS as common household objects.

And so, I humbly present to you the worst book you'll ever read (sorry).

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Rated "M" for explicit sexual scenes, graphic violence, and language so foul you can smell it (just kidding, one of the main characters is literally a spoon what do you expect)
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