Finding the right words in difficult situations

Hey guys. so this is my first story...well Not really I thought since this is my fist time writing let's start with something simple. so I've decided to give you all a laugh and advice. in this.....my thingy I'm gonna give you guys some things to say when you are in a difficult situation or when someone just posses you the hell off. so plz check it out it's gonna be a blast. hope you vote and follow.ENJOY