EARTH WAS KILLED BY A DUMBASS | bts
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Last published Sun, Mar 17, 2019
earth just blew up.
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a telekinetic cat, a janitor, a dumbass and a spy took the only escape pod out. now they're stuck in space... with no experience in intergalactic knowledge.
oh, boy.
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