Thank you for downloading your AI Assistant! Our little friend is a completely customized companion for your every day life, designed to make everything perfect. It has over two hundred features and abilities, all more amazing then the next, and is programmed to improve your life! You'll soon learn why so many people have downloaded this assistant today! WARNING: AI MAY BE ABLE TO DEVELOP PRIORIES, EMOTIONS, AND ABILITIES OF IT'S OWN. AI MAY BECOME OBSESSED WITH YOU. AI MAY BECOME DANGEROUS. Please contact our Assistance number is your AI becomes violent/obsessive/murderous. And thank you again for downloading!
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