Trash. Just, Trash.
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Last published Tue, Mar 5, 2019
Literally, Trash.
Like, I got me some whacko shit in here. It's whack.
Probably gonna rant in here, possibly ask for people's opinions. Yeah, you never know. Basically, this 'book', is just like the Mario Mystery Box. Y'know, the yellow one, with a white question mark, that Mario always hits his head on?
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HOW DOES MARIO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CONCUSSION?
DOES HE HAVE NO HEAD INJURIES?
WHAT THE HECK.
IM LITERALLY SO SHOOK. HOLY SHIT.
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