The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person is part one in an upcoming short story series about the bizarre creature Argyllmylsvouth and his quest to murder his cousin, Kevin the Bear, for drugs money. In this part, you will encounter a sadistic, trigger happy monster, a depressive bear in an expensive Italian suit and a rather attractive receptionist.... which may lead to some mild sexual references. Also contains just a pinch of blood and gore. No bears were harmed in the making of this story.