The Egg Man
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Last published Thu, Mar 7, 2019
Picture this:
You're browsing the shelves of perfectly lined books in a nice clean library. You find one of two good books and decide to stop and take a drink. As you are bending down to sip water from the fountain, you see a face peek out from behind one of the stacks. Tis him. The infamous egg man.\
This is basically just a really dumb, kinda funny set of POV's from different people seeing the same thing
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