#POETRYISNOTDEAD
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Short quirky, funny, deep, true and utterly ridiculous sayings. I also post quotes from lyrics of songs and a collection of punchlines.
And just for fun I also post funny insults and brutal Twitter Savages.
I just write something that comes to my mind and things I see on the internet that sound deep and funny. 🤷
It's just for fun, don't take me seriously or overthink it.
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𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥
𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢 𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞.Concluida![No Shows [Poetry]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/98422352-256-k541177.jpg)
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