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Short quirky, funny, deep, true and utterly ridiculous sayings. I also post quotes from lyrics of songs and a collection of punchlines.
And just for fun I also post funny insults and brutal Twitter Savages.
I just write something that comes to my mind and things I see on the internet that sound deep and funny. 🤷
It's just for fun, don't take me seriously or overthink it.
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