The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person II

Welcome to a world of bizarre creatures, decomposing giant Blue Whales and bears in italian suits. Here you will not find happy little elves skipping merrily through fields of grass, or jolly pixies singing songs. Instead you will find madness and another extremely pointless pursuit of the preposterous Argyllmylsvouth.

In this, the second part of the soon to be better than sliced bread short story trilogy, Argyllmylsvouth goes on another stupendous quest, this time to win the war against his own haunting imagination. Of course, he will meet old friends along the way, like Death and his cousin Kevin the Bear, and of course he will end up getting on their nerves. Surely this could be a little better than the last tragically terrible outburst from that barmy 16 year-old author? To tell you the truth, it probably isn't, so sit back, grab the popcorn and endure the latest crazy concoction since sticking bits of corn into a microwave.