Size Matters

"It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean."

Maybe... but no one ever got across the Atlantic in a kayak, now did they? Size Matters. Women know it. Men know it. Call me an asshole, but at least I'm honest about it. My name is Matteo De Luca, but you can call me Havoc. Everyone else does. I'm 6 foot, 5 inches of solid muscle, with a head full of thick hair and a beard to match, I guess you could say I've got that dark and brooding thing going for me. Mysterious, women say. I'm a big boy, with a big package, and a big f**king appetite. Let the games begin...