Jack Sparrow Won't Take My Coffee Order Unless I Say "Venti" Instead of "Large" - Rex Pensive - Wattpad

Jack Sparrow Won't Take My Coffee Order Unless I Say "Venti" Instead of "Large"

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𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 -𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 by no-longer-writing

!!DISCONTINUED!! ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ xᴏᴄ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴇʀᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 27, 2021 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: discontinued ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴇʀᴀᴘʜɪɴᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴜꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ, ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴇꜱꜱᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴᴏ, ᴍɪᴄᴋᴇʏ, ʟᴀɪɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟᴇ (ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴋ ʀᴏᴡʟɪɴɢ)

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𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 -𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 cover

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I-I don't know why I like you. (the devil x reader) cover

𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 -𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

!!DISCONTINUED!! ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟᴍᴀᴛᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ xᴏᴄ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴇʀᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 27, 2021 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: discontinued ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ, ꜱᴇʀᴀᴘʜɪɴᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴜꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴ, ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴇꜱꜱᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴᴏ, ᴍɪᴄᴋᴇʏ, ʟᴀɪɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟᴇ (ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴋ ʀᴏᴡʟɪɴɢ)