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Welcome, to My humor (short story)

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This is a short story of a safari man Loris who got left behind. The only thing the man had was a gun. When he already survived so much, the people who live in the safari see him. And they're not happy to see him. The tribe leader sent his contract killers to kill him. The man tries to stop them, but they already took his gun. The only thing that could save him, is how smart he is, but is he smart enough...

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(I haven't re read it,so there can be some mistakes in the chapters)All Rights Reserved

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