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When Life's F*cked

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An emo, a train wreck and a failed abortion decided to have an orgy in the middle of the holocaust. Imagine what the child would be like, well that is me. Hi, my name is Zane, this book is a biography of a life more messed than the whole holocaust. WARNING: A lot of holocaust and messed up Dad jokes will be used in this book, read with caution.All Rights Reserved

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