MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

"Bring out your dead!"
"Here's one.", a man says, who approaches with a body hanging over his shoulder.
"Nine pence.", the dead collector says.
"I'm not dead!", the person, who's supposed to be dead, says.
"What?"
The dead collector thought he heard something. The costumer quickly answers back.
"Nothing. Here's your nine pence."
"I'm not dead!"
"Ere. He says he's not dead!"
"Yes, he is."