Once upon a pun...
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Last published Wed, Mar 6, 2019
Ever needed to make a pun but don't know what words to use.
Ever been befuddled trying to put a pun in a working sentence.
Ever wanted to annoy your friends and family.
Look no further for I, the pun masters apprentice will guide thou.
Just a book full of random puns.
Would love if a topic would be requested!
P.S. Don't mind the rossome cover!
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