Story cover for FOR LAUGHS  by Alpha-black
FOR LAUGHS
  • WpView
    Leituras 37,378
  • WpVote
    Votos 2,316
  • WpPart
    Capítulos 147
  • WpHistory
    Tempo 10m
  • WpView
    Leituras 37,378
  • WpVote
    Votos 2,316
  • WpPart
    Capítulos 147
  • WpHistory
    Tempo 10m
Concluída, Primeira publicação em mar 06, 2019
HIGHEST RANKING |1st in growingupblack | 19/3/2019 |
 | 3rd in wtffacts| 19/3/2019

looking for something to entertain you? well here are some cheesy pickup lines, puns, memes, funny texts and..... 



None of these belong to me. I got them from different sites...
Domínio Público
Índice
Inscreva-se para adicionar FOR LAUGHS à sua biblioteca e receber atualizações
ou
#553pickuplines
Diretrizes de Conteúdo
Talvez você também goste
𝑬𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒏 𝑼𝒔|Book 1, de nenewritesometimes
63 capítulos Concluída Maduro
"You trust me?" I look up at him, staring into his light brown eyes that stared directly at me. It felt like he was staring into my soul trying to read me. I could barely answer his question because I was busy looking at him. Once I realized I was staring like crazy, I quickly look down. "I do." ----------------------------- She's the girl you never saw coming, the unexpected one who calms you, centers you, and still she turns out to be the surprise love of your love. She gets you, really gets you like no one ever has. She is your best friend, lover, and soulmate all wrapped in the prettiest package. She is unforgettable, she is like no one, which is why you are addicted to her mind, her soul, her body, and her presence. You can't get her out of your system. You taste her and she runs through you hot like blood and fire. She never leaves you no matter what, because she too, knows how rare the connection is. You have never had anyone stick by you like that before. She is the safest place you ever know. You are soft for her no matter how hard life gets, she is there and your feelings never change. She loves you fiercely and you feel her love deep in your bones and in your soul. She is the one who makes you feel whole in a way you never have before and that terrifies you. But, what terrifies you even more...is losing her. 03/12/21-04/25/21 Rankings: #9 in africanamerican 9-16-21 #84 in urban 9-16-21 #113 in blacklove 9-16-21 #1 in blacklovestory 9-16-21 #45 in contemporarylit 9-16-21 #18 in blackcouple 9-16-21 #218 in urbanromance 9-16-21 #1 in saveblackcharacters 9-16-21
Our Chemistry || ✔️, de TheRealLorraineMoore
14 capítulos Concluída
Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore
Talvez você também goste
Slide 1 of 10
𝑬𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒏 𝑼𝒔|Book 1 cover
whatever you want cover
Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] cover
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙾𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 cover
MISS-I-ON RR !!! cover
The Plug's Crush (BBW)  cover
Damage cover
Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover
E n d l e s s M u s i n g cover
Our Chemistry || ✔️ cover

𝑬𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒏 𝑼𝒔|Book 1

63 capítulos Concluída Maduro

"You trust me?" I look up at him, staring into his light brown eyes that stared directly at me. It felt like he was staring into my soul trying to read me. I could barely answer his question because I was busy looking at him. Once I realized I was staring like crazy, I quickly look down. "I do." ----------------------------- She's the girl you never saw coming, the unexpected one who calms you, centers you, and still she turns out to be the surprise love of your love. She gets you, really gets you like no one ever has. She is your best friend, lover, and soulmate all wrapped in the prettiest package. She is unforgettable, she is like no one, which is why you are addicted to her mind, her soul, her body, and her presence. You can't get her out of your system. You taste her and she runs through you hot like blood and fire. She never leaves you no matter what, because she too, knows how rare the connection is. You have never had anyone stick by you like that before. She is the safest place you ever know. You are soft for her no matter how hard life gets, she is there and your feelings never change. She loves you fiercely and you feel her love deep in your bones and in your soul. She is the one who makes you feel whole in a way you never have before and that terrifies you. But, what terrifies you even more...is losing her. 03/12/21-04/25/21 Rankings: #9 in africanamerican 9-16-21 #84 in urban 9-16-21 #113 in blacklove 9-16-21 #1 in blacklovestory 9-16-21 #45 in contemporarylit 9-16-21 #18 in blackcouple 9-16-21 #218 in urbanromance 9-16-21 #1 in saveblackcharacters 9-16-21