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FOR LAUGHS
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Complete, First published Mar 06, 2019
HIGHEST RANKING |1st in growingupblack | 19/3/2019 |
 | 3rd in wtffacts| 19/3/2019

looking for something to entertain you? well here are some cheesy pickup lines, puns, memes, funny texts and..... 



None of these belong to me. I got them from different sites...
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