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Kumpleto, Unang na-publish Mar 06, 2019
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looking for something to entertain you? well here are some cheesy pickup lines, puns, memes, funny texts and..... 



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Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] ni bellamy-blake
34 mga parte Kumpleto
She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!
E n d l e s s M u s i n g ni danycation
110 parte Kumpleto
where i type random, little things from my mind and life that mean something grand. (random #823) © 2013
Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug ni isaverybella
33 parte Kumpleto
Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor
mcyt incorrect quotes ni sO_nOt_A_sHiPpEr
200 parte Kumpleto
Ngl its mainly dream smp quotes but i have some ogyt's and people from empires smp and last life smp. Enjoy either way!
MISS-I-ON RR !!! ni darkfantasykasr
4 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
You definitely should enter to know more!!! 🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅🎂🎂🎂🎄🎄🎄
Till Death Do Us Part | MPREG | WMBM | COMPLETED ✅ ni Thee_baddest_hello
27 parte Kumpleto Mature
ORIGINALLY NAMED ACQUAINTED 𝙄'𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙬𝙤 '𝘾𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙡
Joke Book! ni SarahTheSmartAss
50 parte Kumpleto
Second and third joke book completed as well go check 'em out! These jokes are the best jokes you will ever find! Do not copy my jokes you will be reported. All rights reserved. © Highest Rank In Humor: #397 #34 in funniest #677 book
whatever you want ni fuckhoesgemoney20
65 parte Kumpleto Mature
"What you mean? You my forever lady" "Stopppp you're making me smile too hard" PLEASE READ,VOTE AND ALLAT 🙏🏽
anonymous ni c-araphernelia
47 parte Kumpleto
anonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **
chatroom.com»hs✓ ni -moaningstyles
26 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Welcome to chatroom.com! Please wait while we pair you up with a partner. texting format
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙾𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 ni Ja1dasjourn4ll
42 parte Kumpleto
𝖭𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗂 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 senior𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾. 𝖲𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖲𝖾𝗏𝗒𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖩𝖺𝗒𝗏𝖾𝗈𝗇. 𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝖲𝖾𝗏𝗒𝗇 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗐𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗆𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝖩𝖺𝗒𝗏𝖾𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖲𝖾𝗏 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀. 𝖲𝗈 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗍 b𝖾? 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍
𝑬𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒏 𝑼𝒔|Book 1 ni nenewritesometimes
63 parte Kumpleto Mature
"You trust me?" I look up at him, staring into his light brown eyes that stared directly at me. It felt like he was staring into my soul trying to read me. I could barely answer his question because I was busy looking at him. Once I realized I was staring like crazy, I quickly look down. "I do." ----------------------------- She's the girl you never saw coming, the unexpected one who calms you, centers you, and still she turns out to be the surprise love of your love. She gets you, really gets you like no one ever has. She is your best friend, lover, and soulmate all wrapped in the prettiest package. She is unforgettable, she is like no one, which is why you are addicted to her mind, her soul, her body, and her presence. You can't get her out of your system. You taste her and she runs through you hot like blood and fire. She never leaves you no matter what, because she too, knows how rare the connection is. You have never had anyone stick by you like that before. She is the safest place you ever know. You are soft for her no matter how hard life gets, she is there and your feelings never change. She loves you fiercely and you feel her love deep in your bones and in your soul. She is the one who makes you feel whole in a way you never have before and that terrifies you. But, what terrifies you even more...is losing her. 03/12/21-04/25/21 Rankings: #9 in africanamerican 9-16-21 #84 in urban 9-16-21 #113 in blacklove 9-16-21 #1 in blacklovestory 9-16-21 #45 in contemporarylit 9-16-21 #18 in blackcouple 9-16-21 #218 in urbanromance 9-16-21 #1 in saveblackcharacters 9-16-21
𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 ni yourstrulyraeee
61 parte Kumpleto Mature
𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚅𝙰𝙶𝙴, 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴
Damage ni BossyBe92
64 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Careful what you take for granted, cause with me you know you could do damage..
The Plug's Crush (BBW) ni mysafesanctuary_
56 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
'I'll always choose you, why can't you just choose me? Just this once?' #1 insecure - 17/11/2022 #1 lifequotes - 28/11/2022 #1 druglord - 30/11/2022 #1 bbwlove - 03/12/2022 #1 plus - 09/12/2022 #3 badboy - 29/12/2022 #2 lifeordeath - 31/12/2022 #1 lifeordeath - 02/01/2023 #1 sneakylink - 03/02/2023 #1 biggirl - 19/02/2023 #1 good - 06/08/2023 #2 pregnancy - 10/12/2023
JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ ni YazzyJazzy13
89 mga parte Kumpleto
well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
His Heart to Love ni nenewritesometimes
41 parte Kumpleto Mature
"Been about you, since I met you and imma keep it that way" You're special to me. You're the only one who I wouldn't mind losing sleep for, the only one who I can never get tired of talking to, and the only one who crosses my mind constantly throughout the day. You're the only one who can make me smile without trying, bring down my mood without the intention to and affect my emotions with every action of yours. I can't explain with just words how much you mean to me, but you're the only one I'm afraid of losing and the one I want to keep in my life. So, please don't leave me. ~April 18, 2021 ~July 21, 2021 Rankings: #4 in mentaldisorder 9/16/2021 #6 in highschoolsweethearts 9/16/2021 #38 in urban 9/16/2021 #14 in blacklove 9/16/2021 #5 in angerissues 9/16/2021 #12 in urbanromance 9/16/2021 #3 in bwbm 9/16/2021 #20 in contemporarylit 9/16/2021 #29 in urbanstory 9/16/2021 #2 in africanamerican 9/16/2021
Our Chemistry || ✔️ ni TheRealLorraineMoore
14 mga parte Kumpleto
Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore
Random Fantom ni sugarsoph1
36 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Random things i write and think of when im bored and funny ideas...
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Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] cover
E n d l e s s M u s i n g cover
Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover
mcyt incorrect quotes cover
MISS-I-ON RR !!! cover
Till Death Do Us Part | MPREG | WMBM | COMPLETED ✅ cover
Joke Book! cover
whatever you want cover
anonymous cover
chatroom.com»hs✓ cover
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙾𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 cover
𝑬𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒏 𝑼𝒔|Book 1 cover
𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 cover
Damage cover
The Plug's Crush (BBW) cover
JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ cover
His Heart to Love cover
Our Chemistry || ✔️ cover
Random Fantom cover

Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing]

34 mga parte Kumpleto

She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!

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