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Adopt me, you son of a b*tch! (Dadvid)

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Reads 66,050
Votes 2,043
Parts 12
Time 4h 21m

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This is a story about Max's ultimate quest to make David adopt him. Of course, instead of directly asking, Max has taken it upon himself to make sure David says yes. No matter what it takes.

This story is episodic, with twelve chapters in total focusing on comedy until the end of the series, when the big question is asked. So don't be put off when it feels like absolutely nothing was accomplished at the end of each chapter because let's be honest, that's pretty much every camp camp episode in a nutshell.

Also, be sure to check out the sequel, "Heaven, or Max's special hell?" also on Wattpad.All Rights Reserved

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