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Adopt me, you son of a b*tch! (Dadvid)

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Time 4h 21m

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This is a story about Max's ultimate quest to make David adopt him. Of course, instead of directly asking, Max has taken it upon himself to make sure David says yes. No matter what it takes.

This story is episodic, with twelve chapters in total focusing on comedy until the end of the series, when the big question is asked. So don't be put off when it feels like absolutely nothing was accomplished at the end of each chapter because let's be honest, that's pretty much every camp camp episode in a nutshell.

Also, be sure to check out the sequel, "Heaven, or Max's special hell?" also on Wattpad.All Rights Reserved

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Adopted by Sleeping With Sirens by blurryfacelester

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What's The Point by FnafLover870

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Set after the events of Parent's Day, things haven't exactly gone back to normal how everyone thought they would. The camp gets a few upgrades and much needed repairs, but most of all there's a certain ten year old who's become clingy towards two counselors. WARNING The following contains graphic depictions of violence, sexual assault, self harm, racism, etc. Those who do not wish to be subjected to these things then please leave. This fic is definitely not for you.