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Adopt me, you son of a b*tch! (Dadvid)

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Reads 65,287
Votes 2,024
Parts 12
Time 4h 21m

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This is a story about Max's ultimate quest to make David adopt him. Of course, instead of directly asking, Max has taken it upon himself to make sure David says yes. No matter what it takes.

This story is episodic, with twelve chapters in total focusing on comedy until the end of the series, when the big question is asked. So don't be put off when it feels like absolutely nothing was accomplished at the end of each chapter because let's be honest, that's pretty much every camp camp episode in a nutshell.

Also, be sure to check out the sequel, "Heaven, or Max's special hell?" also on Wattpad.All Rights Reserved

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Heaven, or Max's Special H*ll? (Dadvid) by Murdermesoftly

This story will be about Max's new life living with David as his son. The new life where they live in a Blockbuster storeroom, in the mall where dreams go to die. At least all the campers live around there too and they don't cause too much trouble......at least he still has David, something Max is coming to appreciate more and more as time goes on. This is a sequel to my other story 'Adopt me, you son of a bitch!'. Fair warning this story is at this point 46,267 words, so if your gonna go on this journey get a blanket, a pillow, and some hot chocolate, and enjoy all the laughs and the feels to come. Also remember, comments give me life!

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Time Capsule (David x reader Camp Camp) by Bit_h_

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What's The Point by FnafLover870

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Camp Camp x Reader by ItsTotalyBlue

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Summer Love ( Camp Camp Max x Reader) MOVED TO STORY 'Because I Care' by campcampfan44

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Lets Go Home NOT MAXVID by TigersEye9

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Heaven, or Max's Special H*ll? (Dadvid) cover

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Starlight and Stowaways//Camp Camp Reader Insert (DISCONTINUED) cover

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Lets Go Home NOT MAXVID cover

Heaven, or Max's Special H*ll? (Dadvid)

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