SHREK 2 BUT ITS KLANCE
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SHREK TWO BUT KLANCE;
since the popularity of the first one and the demand for a sequel (you know who you are) i present; shrek 2 but klance.
Soooo Shrio is the king cause he's basically Lance's dad anyway and Adam as the queen cause WE STAN ADAM IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.
Matt is puss in boots. Cause yes.
Haggar is the fairy godmother and Lotor as prince charming (I'M SORRY)
Pidge as donkey (zippy zoo zam)
And as fiona; lance
Shrek is keith.
I regret my life choices sometimes about making this but whatever.
Wikapedia helped alot during this.
I learned alot.
You're welcome (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
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