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"Do you swear that you'll keep your promise?"

"Yes. I will keep my promise."

"Swear it."

"I swear that I'll keep my promise to never leave you, and never let you be taken away from me, (Y/N)."

☆ DISCLAIMER: this story was written before the Hazbin Hotel show released (it's several years old)! Therefore, this story is not lore accurate! ☆

☆ This is a Hazbin Hotel story. I do not own any of the characters or settings, except for (Y/N). ☆

☆ Female reader; sorry dudes! ☆

☆ Does get mature during certain chapters! ☆All Rights Reserved

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Deal maker-Alastor X femreader by _XsebbyX_

"I don't make deals such as that my dear." Alastor let out a hearty chuckle. "Why not? I'll give you whatever you want in return. Tell me your terms and I'll place them on the table." I responded earnestly. Alastor stood up straight and placed his hand on the counter tapping his long talons against it. An eyebrow raised in curiosity. "Anything you say?" "Anything." THIS IS MY SECOND ALASTORXREADER FANFIC. THERE WILL BE GORE, VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL CONTENT. SOME THINGS MAY BE TRIGGERING SO JUST BE AWARE. ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS MEANT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES SO 🔞+ I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HAZBIN CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO VIVZIEPOP. ANY ARTWORK THAT YOU SEE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE OF MY ALASTOR STORIES CHECK OUT: -SHOW ME WHAT LOVE IS -HUNGRY FOR YOU -to late (still in the works) #2. Deal maker as of November 2022

Tea With the Bookworm: Alastor x Reader || Hazbin Hotel (Book 1) by MintB0w

"Darling, I promise you that I didn't attempt to kiss your lips..." The imp wife of Alastor enjoys her time being alone, outside with nature, reading her favorite book and drinking warm tea. However, Alastor often try to push her outside of her comfort zone to make new friends. Suddenly, she got a message from her family... What was the message? ((ART AINT MINE)) 1/4/2023: #1 alastorxreader

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄 ◆ alastor | HAZBIN HOTEL by SHSLProcastinator

... '' peace cannot be kept by force and tied down by chains ࿐ྂ ➵ In which ; Morana, a demon from hell, ends up in a hotel built for rehabilitation by Princess Morningstar herself. As her companion and considered 'friend', she tries to support the demon belle as best as she can. Even if it means to support the decision to trust an overlord much like the radio demon himself. It doesn't help that said overlord has a thirst for amusement. ❀ HAZBIN HOTEL BOOK NOTES ; > Contains SPOILERS ( starts with the pilot, continues with the series ) > OC x Canon pairing > Alastor is still asexual, there's a difference > Will have sensitive and MATURE topics ; abuse, s**cide etc.... > Minor typos ( no beta, we die like Adam ) HAZBIN HOTEL is made by ; Vivienne Medrano

Diamond in the rough | Alastor by mxxn_08

Opal, a swing jazz singer finds herself in a new town and is ready to continue her life finally free from the chains of her home life. What happens when her initial desire for freedom and happiness turns into something more sinister and dark when she finds herself chained once again. She starts to crave... Craving for it all Freedom Money Power Him Yes...once its all hers, she will truly be a diamond in the rough TW This fic will contain sensitive material such as Explicit Language Mentions of self harm and drug abuse Mentions of sexual abuse Mature sexual themes And Yandere like themes Slightly inspired by @Fawngudel 's 'Destiny's Twisted Cravings' This book literally got me back into writing, I recommend reading as its one of my favorite x Alastor books. Thank you Fawn for your amazing work 🙏🏾 DISCLAIMERS I: Hazbin Hotel and its characters do not belong to me. Any art used does not belong to me unless stated otherwise. Only character I own is Opal/(y/n) II: I do NOT in any shape form or fashion condone the behavior of a yandere. The behavior is not safe and is very extremely toxic...but also extremely interesting and fun to WRITE and READ. Date started: 3~24~24 Date ended: #3 in humanalastor- 9/10/24 #4 in alastorxoc- 9/25/24

Don't You Dare! (Fem!ReaderXAlastor) by _Total_Frustration_

What would you do? Play along or run away? Since your parents got divorced, the only thing your mother wants for you is to marry someone who's very rich so you don't have to worry about your future... well ... at least that's what she said. But as a well behaved daughter you thought 'maybe it won't be that bad?' What you didn't know: A demon helped your mother so her plan won't fail. But what happens if he demon suddenly changes his mind and wants you for his own? ⚠️Disclaimer⚠️ I DO NOT own Hazbin Hotel or any of it's characters and this story is NOT CANON! It also contains some soundtracks from different movies and smut/nsfw/lemon. I hope you don't mind ^^ ☆Highest rankings☆: #1 - Alastor #1 - vivziepop #1 - hazbin #2 - notcanon #10 - radiodemon

"Misplaced in Hell" (Hazbin Hotel) Alastor x Fem. Reader by Lance_11037

When Y/n Rhea accidentally got teleported into Hell and finds herself at the Hazbin Hotel, run by the charismatic but eerie Alastor, she discovers a world of eccentric demons and soul of sinners. Despite their initial differences, Y/n and Alastor find themselves drawn to each other, their budding connection sparking amidst the chaos of Hell. As they navigate their growing feelings and the mysteries surrounding Y/n's arrival, they must confront their own vulnerabilities and the challenges of love in a realm where darkness and redemption collide. "I'm gonna keep you~" Alastor said... Publishing: July 18, 2024 - A/n: --I don't think it needs warning because the original Hazbin Hotel of Vivienne Medrano already has lots of Adult stuffs and inappropriate things so maybe I'll just say that in this book there might be more that I might put (?) No filter with the words😅 -Some chapters include the original episodes, I just added Y/n with it shuffling the plot😁

$Contracts and Deals {RadioDust Fanfiction} by travisTea_$

(COMPLETED AND BEING HEAVILY EDITED) Angel Dust, one of Hell's number one porn actors. Alastor, one of Hell's most renowned and feared overlords. The two cross paths. Angel makes a deal with Alastor to get out of his contract with Valentino. One thing leads to another, plans are made, actions are taken and a possible unbreakable bond is formed between the two. --This story is based off of a roleplay I am participating in with @Kalte_Rice. All of the content is straight from the roleplay itself, I've just adjusted it all to fit together seamlessly. It is ongoing and the story will be updated as the roleplay progresses. We are keeping the fanfiction as close to canon as possible given the ship, AU, events and circumstances.-- WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS: •The characters belong to Vivziepop and her work "Hazbin Hotel", as well as some OC's •Mature Content •Strong Language •Subject matter that may be triggering (I.E. mentions of non-consensual acts, drugs, alcohol, gore, abuse, etc.)

Fawn ♡Alastor x Reader♡ by sgh101404

"Radio Demon," I say while glaring harshly to the man across from me. "we have a deal." Just when you thought your life couldn't get any worse. You just had to go and make a deal with a demon who had claimed himself your friend. He even offered you a deal to get you out of your abusive household when you were younger. One you didn't take until you were actually out. But with every deal, there's a cost. One you didn't know would enslave you to the man you would dub a monster, even after he saved you. ❤️This story was made in 2022, it may not be accurate to the show, this Alastor is based on the one from the pilot❤️ __NOTES__ ⚠️THIS IS A STORY FOR MATURE AUDIENCES! 18+ ⚠️ ♡Reader at first will be a bit naive but will later become more feisty ♡Reader is female, she|her ♡Alastor will be called Radio for MANY chapters ♡Does not deal much with the Happy/Hazbin Hotel but will a bit later ♡abuse, cursing, smoking, drugs/alcohol, vulgar language/actions, sexual mentions ♡Since Al is ace there will be no sex, just fluff related stuff ♡Al will be slightly OC and slightly yandere ♥︎Art credit: @gpz666 on X/Twitter {I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR ARTS AT THE TOP OF THE CHAPTERS! I ONLY OWN THE PLOT AND THE STORY!}

Daughter of the Radio Demon: The Lilting Huntress (Father Figure! Alastor × OC) by quiet_optimism

Upon stumbling across the Hazbin Hotel after losing her home in Hell, Aria had no choice but to stay there. The young lioness demon refused to accept rehabilitation, yet somehow knew she couldn't leave. Especially when she met a certain deer man that would change her life forever... IMPORTANT NOTE: This book is rated 13+ for slight gore, mentions of flashbacks and traumatic events, and strong language. There is no NSFW, smut, lemons or limes. I will put a warning before every part that may trigger or upset some people. The story is about my OC for Hazbin Hotel, but if you want to you can imagine yourself being in her place. :) Happy reading! Cover art by me :DD Most impressive rankings (by 2024): No. 1 in #ocxcanon (for several weeks) No. 1 in #hazbin No. 7 in #alastor No. 17 in #hazbinhotel

An angel's voice in hell (Alastor x Female signer reader) by Blueroseseverywhere

(COMPLETED) Hell is home to many sinners and yet even in this chaos, a young woman tries to make a living by signing in bars, putting hearts and minds to ease with her gentle voice. But unknown to her, a demon had taken a liking to her old styled songs and tender voice. And one night, this demon takes her away. What is he planning and what will come from this strange relationship? I do not own the characters. They all belong to hazbin hotel Some chapters will have mature scenes (lemon) Reader discretion is advised.

The Fiddler (Lucifer x fem reader) - Hazbin Hotel by ceciessie

You've established yourself as a member at the Hazbin Hotel, but are soon faced with sharing the hotel with someone who you've met in the past, Lucifer. Memories soon flash back to you as old emotions reoccur. Though, as you refuse them, you fight temptation as the sounds of a fiddle keep leading you to Lucifer's room. I read other Lucifer x reader fanfics but they either didn't end up how I liked it, or there wasn't enough flirting or yah know... So, I decided to just make my own little story abt one of my fav (and one of the hottest) characters from Hazbin. --I don't really care if no one reads this because I'm making it for my own enjoyment (so expect frequest publishings), but please comment if you do, any advice helps! --This is a Lucifer x (fem) reader story if you didn't see the title

To Love A Killer | Human Alastor x Reader by HellCatiiix

New Orleans, Louisiana, 1929 In order to provide for her two younger brothers, (Y/N) does what she must to put food on the table. Even if it means working for a slimy mobster. Afraid of the consequences she would face if she chose to leave for a better life, she meets a charming stranger who seems to have a rather interesting hobby. Mature Content: Please be aware that this story references drugs, drug abuse, cursing, sex, sexual themes, blood, gore, violence, possible self harm, distressing topics, and of course fluff and angst, etc. If any of these cause any triggers, this might not be the story for you. Chapters that have strong themes and references to any of the above will be marked with a warning. The plot to this story is mine. This story started out as an idea that I've been messing with for a long time and finally put into words. It fit perfectly with a character like Alastor (who belongs to Vivziepop) The characters in this story (not related to Hazbin) are mine. (Y/N is you!) I like accuracy, but not everything is going to be spot on with the time period. I always love hearing feedback. If anyone catches an error, please feel free to let me know. I write this story for fun, but also for your enjoyment. I love getting feedback and I love interacting with you guys as readers, so don't be shy, leave a comment. I do not own Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss or any of the characters of these shows. They belong to Vivienne Medrano (Vivziepop). The artwork for this story was made by ThatSaltyBobcat. Check them out on Instagram and twitter! I'd like to thank them so much for the beautiful piece! They do amazing work if you want to check them out and support them! ~Please do not copy art that does not belong to you, artists work very hard for the amazing pieces they create. Copying or editing art and claiming it as your own is considered stealing.~

Static - An Alastor x (Female)Reader book (Hazbin Hotel) by EverlastingDaydreams

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