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☆ DISCLAIMER: this story was written before the Hazbin Hotel show released (it's YEARS old)! Therefore, this story is not lore accurate or character accurate. Also the writing's kind of shit. ☆

[] COMPLETED []

"Do you swear that you'll keep your promise?"

"Yes. I will keep my promise."

"Swear it."

"I swear that I'll keep my promise to never leave you, and never let you be taken away from me, (Y/N)."

☆ This is a Hazbin Hotel story. I do not own any of the characters or settings, except for (Y/N). ☆

☆ Female reader; sorry dudes! ☆

☆ Does get mature during certain chapters! ☆All Rights Reserved

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