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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

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Reads 338,646
Votes 8,844
Parts 200
Time 16h 51m

501st ahsoka anakin clones comedy crazy fives funny hardcase humor humorous jedi lightsaber obiwan padme revenge rex ships sith star starwars starwarstheclonewars texttospeech theclonewars theclonewarstext wars

Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. 

***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.***

I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday!

Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this bookAll Rights Reserved

501st ahsoka anakin clones comedy crazy fives funny hardcase humor humorous jedi lightsaber obiwan padme revenge rex ships sith star starwars starwarstheclonewars texttospeech theclonewars theclonewarstext wars

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