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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
Braidzella
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Braidzella
Complete, First published Mar 08, 2019
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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. 

***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.***

I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday!

Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this book
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