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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

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Reads 337,977
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Parts 200
Time 16h 51m

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Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. 

***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.***

I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday!

Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this bookAll Rights Reserved

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Little' un by star_crossed_lover_

What if Anakin and Obi wan were the ones to find Ahsoka but it was at a later time? And what if they kept her? How would this change everything? Her trial? What happens when her story ends differently? It truly does take a village to raise a child, or in this case, the entire 501st. Book one in the Little'un series. Book one- Little'un Book two- not so little anymore Book three- growing up again

RADICAL > ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʀꜱ < by m0mmat0rtle

Kira Stacey was once a normal girl living her best life in the 80's. All of that changes when she's thought to be lost in a mysterious plane crash. However, a group of unique "extra terrestrials" come to her aid and tell her news she cannot possibly understand. Playlist on Spotify!! 💜RADICAL💜 This plot WILL deviate from the original storyline of the clone wars and all of Star Wars but it will also give the characters of the clone wars the happy ending they deserve 😌 I don't own clone wars or Star Wars! Just my original characters and plot! Please be kind! I am open to and encourage constructive criticism but any rude comments will be deleted and you will be blocked!! ~ Eliza 2021 ~ #1 in #jedi #1 in #clonetrooper #1 in #echo #1 in #obiwan #1 in #jedimaster #1 in #jedicouncil #1 in #arctrooper #1 in #kenobi #1 in #fives #1 in #commandercody #1 in #clonetroopers

Ahsoka Tano | One-Shots | by mushycloud

Some Ahsoka and her family one shots, I like to use the AU where order 66 didn't happen and Anakin didn't turn. Lots of fluff and platonic cuddles :) (and angst 😀) (Anisoka and Rexsoka shippers are not welcome here, I used to say I was sorry, but I do not accept these and I do not see those ships as ok (especially Anisoka) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used in this book, apart from the ones I have created myself. nor the universe they are in. The art used in my stories and cover does not belongs to me, all credit goes to their respective artists.

PADME AND ANAKIN - secret love during the war by numberoneanidalastan

collection of moments during clone wars/rots, mostly in chronological order. please send requests/ideas. PLOT CHANGE - we all want an Anidala happy ending, so here it is! This is my take on what could have happened (how it should have ended!) PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT! NOTE I do not own these characters - they belong to the amazing george lucas xx

Touch Starved by CourtesyTrefflin

They are two halves of a whole, two stars inexorably pulled together by gravity, forever rotating one another, forever caught up in each other's orbit. They are Anakin and Obi-Wan. They are Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi. It doesn't matter. Names mean nothing. Not for them. They should be enemies. They are a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord. And yet... nothing can truly keep them apart. OWK series time travel AU fix-it. NOT VADERWAN!

Clone trooper stories by Bee_artstudio24

Pt 2 of clone trooper stories is now out so if your interested check it out☺️ This book one of the clone wars stories .it will envole some of my charatures I've written about in another book I wrote "Nara". I wanted to write some funny stories about the clone wars. Without further ado hope you enjoy I can also do requests so feel free to ask😊 Disclaimer: I don't own any of the star wars charatures except the ones that I've made up aka the ones you won't recognize.

Star Wars Shorts- Clone Wars by captaintwig

Just Short Stories that I have made. I hope that these stories are unique, fun, and interesting. There may be longer story arcs too. Original Characters used often. Most of the stories connect together, I recommend reading them in order. *I don't own Star Wars or its characters. I may add some OCs in the mix though...*

The Ex-Sith and the Clone (Captain Rex x reader) by Eyelynthederp

- Y/n, an ex-Sith turned Jedi, and Rex, a Captain in the Grand Army of the Republic. How can a relationship like theirs work? Yet alone work on the battlefield of war? And on top of the war consuming the Galaxy Jedi aren't supposed to form attachments. 'When have I ever followed the rules.' Y/n's life was in no way comfortable. From her parents that made sure she became a vessel of darkness to her master that pushed her to become the best. Jedi aren't supposed to form attachments but this one was different, this Jedi tended to. Whether that meant to the past, her fellow Jedi, the commander that served under her or a certain Captain. - !Female reader! Begins in 38 BBY. - Points of note! This book contains: a slow burn romance, war, pain, suffering, character death, light cursing but most of it circumstantially censored, precocious children, Obi-Wan and Y/n bickering like good siblings, Ahsoka and Anakin being chaotic, Y/n being friends with ALL the clones, torture, imprisonment, the Jedi council being arrogant, R7 being Y/n's metal child, Y/n being the General of the 104th because they're criminally underused, Wolffe protect and attack for his General, Ahsoka and Y/n being the best sisters. I will most likely add to this as time goes on. :) - I do not have any claim to the material of George Lucas' Star Wars properties. I make zero profit from this book. This is purely for my enjoyment and the enjoyment of others on this platform.

Fives- Born to Die by That_Girl6024

Disclaimer I do not own Star Wars This is just for entertainment to anyone interested. This is a love story containing sexual activity, etc. *Me and Fives are best friends and I happen to be a Jedi. We've been on many missions and battles together......* Age: Fives is 24, (main character) is 19, Captain Rex is 26, Anakin is 26, Obi Wan is 34, Echo is 23, etc. -These ages aren't necessarily accurate but it's a story again. This is a fan fiction. Not everything is also necessarily accurate, but you know I'll be creative for the sake of it. My details aren't the best ( at least I think so) but bear with me, I'm trying. If you don't like it, simply, respectfully leave😁 Enjoy!!!😉

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