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Complete, First published Mar 08, 2019
Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If you copy any of these ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and find you. Then I will politely ask if you "borrowed" my ideas. If so, I would appreciate that you give me credit.*** I don't own anything except for my creative (and crazy) ideas. Updates every Friday! Update: This book has been completed. Please check my profile for the grand finale of this bookAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Weird NoisesWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Truth or Dare + Hardcase SingingWed, Apr 3, 2019
- The PlanWed, Apr 3, 2019
- 501st Only ChatWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Jedi RockWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Boil And WaxerWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Would You Rather...Wed, Apr 3, 2019
- ClonesWed, Apr 3, 2019
- hello?Wed, Apr 3, 2019
- typical days with the 501stWed, Apr 3, 2019
- 4 friends... sort ofWed, Apr 3, 2019
- April foolsWed, Apr 3, 2019
- truth or dareWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Couples Chat/Friends ChatWed, Apr 3, 2019
- Couples Chat: Part 2Thu, Apr 4, 2019
- Rexoka happening?😱😱😱Fri, Apr 26, 2019
- favorite ship?Fri, Apr 26, 2019
- say anything!Fri, Apr 26, 2019
- how to make ships happenFri, Apr 26, 2019
- hondo tries advertisingFri, Apr 26, 2019
- random crazinessFri, Apr 26, 2019
- lyric prankFri, Apr 26, 2019
- late May the fourthThu, May 9, 2019
- late may the fourth(clones only)Thu, May 9, 2019
- say what! part 1Sat, May 11, 2019
- the plan part 2Tue, May 28, 2019
- in action part 3Sun, Jun 9, 2019
- revealed part 4Sat, Jun 22, 2019
- escape! part 5Sat, Jun 29, 2019
- spies revealed part 6Sun, Jul 7, 2019
- ehco's B'daySun, Jul 14, 2019
- drivers licenses!Tue, Jul 23, 2019
- random craziness Jedi styleSun, Aug 4, 2019
- the favorThu, Aug 15, 2019
- the singlesSat, Aug 24, 2019
- revenge part 1Sun, Sep 1, 2019
- revenge part 2Sat, Sep 28, 2019
- revenge part 3Sun, Oct 6, 2019
- whatFri, Nov 1, 2019
- The road tripFri, Nov 8, 2019
- Padme's RevengeFri, Nov 15, 2019
- the jealously warsFri, Nov 22, 2019
- The Vacation Wars Have BegunFri, Dec 6, 2019
- Darth Vacation The WiseThu, Dec 12, 2019
- vacation order 66Wed, Dec 18, 2019
- Lord HideousThu, Jan 9, 2020
- don't dew it Anakin!Sat, Jan 18, 2020
- Lemmon head over doseSat, Jan 25, 2020
- Turkey DayThu, Nov 28, 2019
- the vanFri, Jan 31, 2020
- the Christmas TreeFri, Dec 20, 2019
- Christmas (Couple) PartyMon, Dec 23, 2019
- new years eveSun, Jan 5, 2020
- the washing machineFri, Feb 28, 2020
- New Clone Wars Trailer!Wed, Jan 22, 2020
- I need some AdviceSun, Jan 26, 2020
- Midnight Thoughts With FivesFri, Mar 6, 2020
- The Love LetterFri, Feb 7, 2020
- Operation Valentines DayFri, Feb 14, 2020
- Fives Confirms shipsFri, Mar 13, 2020
- 10,000 views! 😃😃😃😃Mon, Feb 17, 2020
- Q and A + A and QFri, Feb 21, 2020
- The CoronavirusMon, Mar 16, 2020
- Jedi SecretsFri, Mar 20, 2020
- Boys SleepoverFri, Mar 27, 2020
- Girls SleepoverSat, Apr 4, 2020
- Ultimate Truth or DareFri, Apr 10, 2020
- Maul's Revenge/ April Fools DayWed, Apr 1, 2020
- 501st chat-HACKEDFri, Apr 17, 2020
- Savage's Questions That Need To Be AnsweredFri, Apr 24, 2020
- The No Eyebrows ChatFri, May 1, 2020
- The True Tragedy of the Ruber ChickenFri, May 8, 2020
- Missing BlowdryerFri, May 15, 2020
- The Official Bald chatFri, May 22, 2020
- Spider!Fri, May 29, 2020
- The Return Of The SegwayFri, Jun 5, 2020
- Easter Egg InsanitySun, Apr 12, 2020
- My Opinion of the Ahsoka NovelSat, Apr 18, 2020
- The BetFri, Jun 12, 2020
- How I Write The Clone Wars TextFri, Jul 10, 2020
- Anakin's JobFri, Jul 17, 2020
- Weird ShipsFri, Jul 24, 2020
- Echo's new bffsFri, Aug 14, 2020
- The AtticFri, Aug 28, 2020
- Baby Yoda, Coffee, and toilet paperFri, Sep 18, 2020
- May The Fourth Be With YouMon, May 4, 2020
- Revenge of the FifthTue, May 5, 2020
- Goodbye Clone WarsSun, May 3, 2020
- My Rexsoka HeartMon, May 4, 2020
- Late Cinco de MayoThu, May 7, 2020
- Dead ChatFri, Jul 31, 2020
- The TrampolineSat, Aug 22, 2020
- Anakin's Man CaveSat, Sep 5, 2020
- The Babe CaveFri, Sep 11, 2020
- The More Accurate Bald ChatSat, May 23, 2020
- Selfies At The Graveyard (Memorial Day Special)Mon, May 25, 2020
- Revenge on Fives Part 1Fri, Jun 19, 2020
- Revenge On Fives Part 2Fri, Jun 26, 2020
- Revenge on Fives Part 3Fri, Jul 3, 2020
- Robbing Count DookuSat, Jul 11, 2020
- Father's Day/ Party For Plo KoonSun, Jun 21, 2020
- Clones Do The Lyric PrankSat, Jan 9, 2021
- The 4th Of JulySat, Jul 4, 2020
- The Party Part 1Fri, Jan 15, 2021
- The Party Part 2Fri, Jan 22, 2021
- The Party Part 3Fri, Jan 29, 2021
- Pool PartyFri, Aug 7, 2020
- I've Been TaggedMon, Aug 3, 2020
- Porg HuntingSat, Nov 14, 2020
- Fall is in the airFri, Sep 25, 2020
- Jedi Fall PartyFri, Oct 2, 2020
- The Haunted Halloween MazeSat, Oct 31, 2020
- Toliet Papering Maul's HouseFri, Oct 23, 2020
- The Pumpkin PatchFri, Oct 9, 2020
- Another TagSat, Nov 7, 2020
- The Leaf PileSat, Nov 7, 2020
- Halloween Shopping + Nobody Steals Anakin's VanFri, Oct 16, 2020
- 100,000 ViewsThu, Oct 22, 2020
- Q And ASun, Nov 1, 2020
- HalloweenSat, Oct 31, 2020
- The Acorn WarsSat, Nov 21, 2020
- Pie on ThanksgivingThu, Nov 26, 2020
- Thanksgiving Get TogetherThu, Nov 26, 2020
- Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)Thu, Nov 26, 2020
- Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Clone Edition)Sat, Dec 12, 2020
- Buying 9 Million Candy Canes (Jedi Edition)Wed, Dec 16, 2020
- Decorating For ChristmasSat, Dec 19, 2020
- How The Sith Stole ChristmasMon, Dec 21, 2020
- Secret SantaMon, Dec 28, 2020
- New Year's Eve PartyThu, Dec 31, 2020
- The MallFri, Feb 5, 2021
- Rexsoka Wedding??? 😱😱😱 Valentine's Day Special 2021Fri, Feb 12, 2021
- Snow DayFri, Feb 19, 2021
- Jedi Snow DayFri, Feb 26, 2021
- The Floor Is LavaFri, Mar 5, 2021
- What Really HappenedFri, Mar 19, 2021
- Daylight Savings timeSat, Mar 13, 2021
- Random Road TripFri, Mar 26, 2021
- Prank Wars: Mace Windy vs Anakin SandwalkerThu, Apr 1, 2021
- Catching the Easter BunnySat, Apr 3, 2021
- The Great Easter FeastSun, Apr 4, 2021
- Clones Go To TargetFri, Apr 9, 2021
- Hide In Go Seek In The Dark (In The Jedi Temple)Fri, Apr 16, 2021
- May the 4th Part 1Fri, Apr 23, 2021
- Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 2Fri, Apr 30, 2021
- Laser Tag On May The 4th Part 3Tue, May 4, 2021
- Order 66 May the 4th Special Part 4Tue, May 4, 2021
- The Winner May the 4th Special Part 5Tue, May 4, 2021
- Throwing Slime on RexSat, May 8, 2021
- Nightly Antics With The 501stSat, May 15, 2021
- The Rise of the SegwaySat, May 22, 2021
- The Dominoes Playing DominoesSat, May 29, 2021
- Pranking PeopleSat, Jun 5, 2021
- Revenge on AnakinSat, Jun 12, 2021
- Revenge on Anakin Part 2Sat, Jun 19, 2021
- Accidental Space Dads ChatSat, Jun 26, 2021
- The Slippin SlideSat, Jul 3, 2021
- The Sithin' SlideSat, Jul 10, 2021
- The Incident At The MancaveSat, Jul 17, 2021
- Clone Wars Characters As Incorrect QuotesSat, Jul 24, 2021
- The Bounce HouseFri, Aug 20, 2021
- Grevious's New CollectionFri, Aug 27, 2021
- Maul's glassesFri, Sep 3, 2021
- The PicnicFri, Sep 10, 2021
- Clone movie nightFri, Sep 17, 2021
- Jedi Game NightSat, Sep 25, 2021
- 200,000 views! 😱 Re-Answering My Q and ASun, Sep 19, 2021
- The Rexsoka BlogFri, Oct 1, 2021
- Two Truths And A LieMon, Oct 11, 2021
- Pumpkin CarvingFri, Oct 15, 2021
- The Grilled Rubber chicken MassacreSat, Oct 23, 2021
- Anakin's SkeletonWed, Oct 27, 2021
- Trick, Or Treat?Fri, Oct 29, 2021
- Halloween: Sith EditionSun, Oct 31, 2021
- If We All Had NicknamesFri, Nov 5, 2021
- Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and FivesFri, Nov 12, 2021
- Pre-Clone-Wars Era ChatFri, Nov 19, 2021
- Thanksgiving ChaosThu, Nov 25, 2021
- If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With InterviewsFri, Dec 3, 2021
- Christmas PreparationsFri, Dec 10, 2021
- Yoda Goes FishingFri, Dec 17, 2021
- Jedi Temple TourFri, Dec 31, 2021
- Anakin Breaks His ElbowFri, Jan 7, 2022
- Personality SwapFri, Jan 14, 2022
- Shaak Ti's She ShedFri, Jan 21, 2022
- The Embarrassing Rex ChatSun, Jan 30, 2022
- Yoda's Pizza HutFri, Feb 4, 2022
- The Night MascaradeFri, Feb 11, 2022
- The Haunted PinappleFri, Feb 18, 2022
- A Day Of Obi Wan's LifeFri, Feb 25, 2022
- Vos's Hangout On KashyyykFri, Mar 4, 2022
- The Cheeto ThiefFri, Mar 11, 2022
- Hardcase's InjuryFri, Mar 18, 2022
- Dating DisasterFri, Mar 25, 2022
- Jokes On You (April Fools Day Special 2022)Fri, Apr 1, 2022
- The Bacon ChatFri, Apr 8, 2022
- Reasons To Hate Fox Chat 101Fri, Apr 15, 2022
- The Rexsoka Blog 2.0Fri, Apr 22, 2022
- Segway: The Last Stand: The Segway Saga EndsFri, Jun 24, 2022
- The 200Fri, Jul 1, 2022
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