Shrek x Reader
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Last published Mon, Nov 2, 2020
big oger man wants to make love to you. for the people who never get laid, you'll find someone :)
[includes smut, fluff, OnIoNs, and donkey]
"i'm gonna spread you out like my personal feast" said shrek.
we all want some good green dick in our life right? what happens when one day, shrek himself shows up at your door l, giving you what you've always wanted
EDIT: hey so this story is just a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously. me and my friends write this during art class
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