𝘽𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 ➸ [ 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 ]

I had had enough of this. Standing up, I yelled, "You all are fairytale characters. Every single one of you will have a blissfully ever after that you deserve." A thousand pairs of eyes stared at me. "Even the Evils?" Someone called out. A loud gasp swept through the crowd. I widened my eyes in horror. "Of course not!" I raised my voice to make sure it could be heard through the crowd. "Anyone here who's a dragon, an evil stepmother, a goblin, a witch, a big bad wolf, a pirate, an evil queen, a blood-thirsty lion, or any other villain that you identify yourself with, please leave immediately. Also, make sure you drop off your exit fee by the door. I do not tolerate refunds, especially not from villains. Have a great day doing whatever you villains do!"

After almost getting killed by angry fairytale characters:

Tension crackled in the air. Voices were raised, and fists were thrown. I allowed myself a small smile, knowing full well that I had most likely just caused World War III. As the chaos started to unfold between the Heroes and the Evils, I thought, Well, this is gonna be fun. All I need now is some popcorn and a chair.

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