Even Vampires Get the Blues: A Full Moon Cleaners Book
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A crime scene cleaner and a demon profiler must clean up a vampire hoarding site, find a powerful relic, and toss it back into hell before it destroys the French Quarter and the world....
My name is Faith Jordan. I clean up crime scenes after the police, CSI, and the dead have gone home, and faithless, dark places where the dead, and other creatures, linger on.
I run FULL MOON CLEANERS and my main responsibility is to thoroughly and discreetly mop up after someone or something dies violently, to restore a scene to what it looked like before the violent death. I am daily exposed to nasty human blood-borne diseases and nasty inhuman viruses like vampire, zombie, and the rarer werewolf virus.
During a recent job, I got infected with the werewolf virus, so I needed a friggin' vacation. I took a trip to the Old South with my lover Ash, a former priest and demon profiler. We found ourselves cleaning up my first vampire crime scene in an old jazz joint. The vamps at the scene were missing their heads. After we finished cleaning it up, Ash reluctantly came with me to New Orleans, so I could return the vamp's over-payment. No way I was going to be indebted to a vampire. But there was a small problem. The overweight, depressed, socially awkward, blues man/vampire "Ham" wanted us to find out who was killing vampires and why he was on a hit list. He didn't want to die on a sour note. He wanted us to clean up his putrid town home next. See, he's a hoarder and he misplaced something that someone powerful desperately wants back. Ash wanted no part of New Orleans, where he'd almost been turned by one of the world's most seductive vampires, Lilith, who'd kept him imprisoned for years before he escaped. Lilith is part of one of the most vicious lust demon crime syndicates in The Crescent City and she wants the Kissing Stone for herself. But I'm going to find it first. Ash and I will just have to take things one full moon at a time...
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