Camp Counselor(On Hold)

Let me make something clear. I Robert am a geek not a nerd. Nerds get good grades, hand out apples to teachers,and get bullied.While geeks are into computers, teachers are annoyed with us,and we get pranked not bullied,also we are more interested in girls than your average nerd . Let me also point out that although I am into girls,girls aren't into me. Which is why my physco mother sent me to be a camp counselor at the sleep away camp my uncle owns, instead of sending me to computer camp. My uncle is like this womanizer,he gets with all girls older and younger like high school young, I know pretty F'd up. so my mother thinks by spending the summer with him I will break out of my shell and become "popular". But that's not why my life sucks. I have to work with Massie Stack who goes to school with me but probably doesn't know I exist. Massie is head cheat leader and head cheerleader,meaning she is a huge slut at our school but runs everything. Which makes sense though because she is so stunning,that whenever I see her I kind of stutter. Well whenever I see most girls I stutter, but she is different.So now I am stuck at this camp with the prettiest girl on earth while my uncle tries to make me a player, and oh did I mention I am trying to lose my virginity this summer?