Holy F*cking Cheetos
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#68 on #walmart which means absolutely nothing 'cause this shit has 3 reads, lol. Be unique. Be adventurous. Be the 4th reader.
God descends the Earth and lands on a shabby atheist-owned grocery store in Canada. There, the Almighty expresses his Godliness as well as his undying, eternal, beyond-reason love for the American cheesy snack.
EDIT: This now has 7 reads. Be unique. Be adventurous. Be the 8th reader.
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