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The Diary Of a wimpy Cat

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May 5 2014 Monday
Today I went to work and I walked up to the secretary and she handed me this dumb book! She said it was to control my inner anger and it would help me give my patients better care  because all of mine keep dying. Like what does she mean! Does she want me to put barbecue sauce on their rib cage or what! I don't think that eating patients is the wrong thing to do. They taste so good! I like the ones that need medicine so I can put special flavouring like pop in the arteries. So juicy they get! Thanks for reading

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