Homeownership Disease: The Saga of Owen Cash
JohnSailors
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JohnSailors
Ongoing, First published Mar 10, 2019
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Welcome to the world of Owen Cash, a man pushed finally to conform with society and pursue his own slice of the Great American Dream: Homeownership. He journeys forth to battle the trials of financial planning (negative amortization-what the hell is that?), house hunting (kids, go slice that family's tires), and mortgage applications (you need an ultrasound of my kidneys?!), all to please family and society and join the ranks of responsible, landed Americans-just at the height of the real estate boom (ka-pow!).
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