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Alpha Mate: A Parody

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Reads 13,570
Votes 1,040
Parts 12
Time 21m

a_wandering_mind

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When 16 year Unique Name ™ found her hot and rich mate Damien under unpredictable circumstances, her story progresses like every other werewolf book on wattpad.

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This is a parody of wattpad werewolf clichés because, well, no one can stop me from writing it.

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The Survivors: Point of Origin (book 2) cover

The Alpha's Prize cover

Conquering the Alpha (BxB) - Werewolf Story cover

The Alpha King's Lost Mate cover

The Chase cover

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