Alpha Mate: A Parody
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When 16 year Unique Name ™ found her hot and rich mate Damien under unpredictable circumstances, her story progresses like every other werewolf book on wattpad.
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This is a parody of wattpad werewolf clichés because, well, no one can stop me from writing it.
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