La Bible de l'anti-amour
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Bonjour et bienvenue à La Bible de l'anti-amour! Si vous venez ici, c'est sûrement parce que vous en avez assez des phrases inutiles de dragues et de l'amour, du romantisme en général. Rien de plus normal, rassurez-vous. Eh bien vous êtes tombé(e) sur le bon livre. Oui, car ici se trouvent les clichés les plus aberrants de l'amour, des phrases de drague amusantes et humoristiques, ainsi que beaucoup d'autre choses que nous avons hâte de vous partager.
Attention, avant de commencer à lire, soyez bien sûrs que tout cliché, complexe ou tabou soit placé dans la petite boîte prévue à cet effet.
J'ai écrit ce livre en compagnie de @pastafarigirl , vous pouvez aller la suivre, même si elle n'est pas très active.
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