The Failure Family Stories

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Credit to everyone in the Failure Family, especially @acheronian_aud !!!
A Failure Family Prequel with stories from everywhere on the Dysfunctional Family Timeline. 
Including everything from Bella's disappearance, to Alex's nightmare, to Beatrix's constant issues.
The picture was found online, and if anyone knows where it came from, please tell me.
Character - Wattpad account
Peko - @Starrshard 
Alex (Alexandra) - @acheronion_aud
Jade - @Hollyfeather7528
Monaca - @Li_The_Panda
Amy - @GDolphins
Benjamin (Ben) - @AlexTheTachyon
Cinna - @surya243546
Bella - @Isguviolin
Krish - @RishNyanCatAll Rights Reserved

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