Devenir une idole parfaite (ou pas) !
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Last published Tue, Apr 2, 2019
Hey toi! Ton rêve est de devenir une parfaite idole que tous les otakus aimeront? Dans ce cas, tu es au bon endroit! Ce livre te donnera de (mauvais) conseils pour réussir ta carrière! Alors si tu as du temps à perdre, autant le perdre ici!
Evidemment tout ceci n'est qu'humour, rien de sérieux, je montre juste quels sont les "critères" pour devenir une idole de nos jours. Bien sûr ces "critères" sont pour la plupart totalement cons et sans importance.
Boune lecture, humain.
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