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Kelsie's Book of RANTS! [No Longer Being Updated]

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Mah book of ranting stuff. Don't like it? TOO BAD. READ IT ANYWAYS. 
Hah, I joke, I joke. But seriously. Read it.


**This will not be updated, but it is only here for your reading pleasures with the previous chapters I've written**All Rights Reserved

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