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Bad Pick Up Lines and Jokes

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Time 7m

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Freen and Nam, two ghost hunters, arrive at a mysterious villa, known for its eerie history and haunted past. As the spirits of the past stir, they must unravel the truth about the marks that haunt the villa. With humor, mystery, and danger lurking at every turn, will they uncover the truth before it's too late, or will they face something unexpected? Just turning my imagination into words ✨