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✅1️⃣ | Hypnosis Doesn't Work Like That! by kittyangelabdl

Adelaide is a very smart girl; certainly smarter than anyone at her school. And she knows she's both too intelligent and too strong-willed to ever be hypnotised, especially by some lame "baby name trigger" file off the Internet. Maybe she peed her pants once, but that's just a fluke. It caught her off guard, but it definitely won't happen again. Even if she listened to the file every day it wouldn't break her iron will, and she's way too smart to do that. Isn't she? This isn't a serious story, and isn't going to go up on Amazon. This one will be updated when I feel like it, and there's plenty of space for it to adapt if anyone has any suggestions to add. Cover photos from Adobe Stock.

❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ by CHIGIRI4LIFE

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A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports by blackcxlestial

COMPLETED [Cool and beautiful team captain becomes the bottom in a relationship with an ultra-strong and decisive professional gamer] Rong Yi is the captain and chief tactician of the top team RS, cool and calm but suffering from camera phobia, and no one has ever seen his true face. After leading his team for five years and winning the championship for three years, he is betrayed by his team and left with nowhere to go. At this point, he receives a call from his ex. His ex is a cold-hearted and popular professional gamer who recently returned from overseas, having won numerous championships. He proposes a simple condition: "Join our team and we can restore our romantic relationship to make work easier." Rong Yi: "Okay." But wise men do not fall in love, and competitions are more important than anything. On the first day Rong Yi leaves his old team, his former teammates celebrate his departure, while the entire internet is filled with criticism. On the second day, netizens are silenced as they witness Rong Yi as the new team captain, completely dominating the game. On the third day, the media chases after him, but a low-key senior protects him, covering his face and revealing only a small, exquisitely white chin. The internet explodes with excitement. On and on the days go. Rong Yi's former teammates are driven to the brink of collapse, asking with red eyes: "Captain, can you still come back?" "I'm sorry," Rong Yi replies gently. "I'm their captain now." Everyone knows that Rong Yi is the treasure of the entire VIT team, especially for the cold and reserved senior who shields him from everything and favors him to an infuriating degree. No one knows that this team was built for Rong Yi. From the moment Xiao Yin first saw this dusty gem, he wanted to wipe away the dust and protect Rong Yi's brilliance. For five years, he has done just that.

I'm The Gang Leaders Possession by xThePineappleGirlx

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Blank The Series by GAPtheseries_

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The Unexpected Matches by kaleshi_narii

This story is about three childhood friends, who are shifting from one place to another for their further studies. But destiny wants something else. And then they found the true love of their life. & "HERE THE JOURNEY BEGINS" They are totally opposite to each other. But you know that opposite always attract.

Squid Game Memes [English] All Seasons✓ by MemePoster

"Squid Game" is a South Korean fictional drama in which contestants who are deeply in debt play children's games in order to win a ton of cash. The downside is that losers will be killed. In this book, you'll find various funny posts and memes about Squid Game per every chapter. (Wattpad : MemePoster) (2021-2025)

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【졸업증명서위조】 ▷㉸톡ID:SOS888 ▷텔레그램:qop111 【졸업장위조】【신분증위조】 ✍【각종서류위조업체】 ✍✉메일:sos888@outlook.kr 【대학교졸업증명서위조】 ▷㉸톡ID:SOS888 ▷텔레그램:qop111 신용✅안전✅신속✅보안✅업계최고✅

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2 by Yeetgineer739

The witches of Luna Nova Magical Academy reacts to our favorite mercenaries of Mann Co. and the crazy stuff that happens to them because why not?

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✅1️⃣ | Hypnosis Doesn't Work Like That! cover

❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ cover

A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports cover

I'm The Gang Leaders Possession cover

Blank The Series cover

The Unexpected Matches cover

Squid Game Memes [English] All Seasons✓ cover

【졸업증명서위조】 ▷㉸톡ID:SOS888 ▷텔레그램 : qop111 # 거래내역서제작®대학교졸업증명서위조 cover

Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2 cover

✅1️⃣ | Hypnosis Doesn't Work Like That!

Adelaide is a very smart girl; certainly smarter than anyone at her school. And she knows she's both too intelligent and too strong-willed to ever be hypnotised, especially by some lame "baby name trigger" file off the Internet. Maybe she peed her pants once, but that's just a fluke. It caught her off guard, but it definitely won't happen again. Even if she listened to the file every day it wouldn't break her iron will, and she's way too smart to do that. Isn't she? This isn't a serious story, and isn't going to go up on Amazon. This one will be updated when I feel like it, and there's plenty of space for it to adapt if anyone has any suggestions to add. Cover photos from Adobe Stock.