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Homestuck Bullshit

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This is basically the homestuck fandom in one weird-ass book.


You're welcome.



(Homestuck belongs to The Huss [Andrew Hussie], not me.  The only thing owned by me is the book itself.  None of the art nor videos/animations included in this bullshit book belong to me.)

((And no, i'm not sorry.))All Rights Reserved

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Jake English and the Anime Boy (Dirk x Jake HarryPotter!AU) by Akicola

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