Dad jokes and odd random things
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Ongoing5m
Last published Mon, Jun 10, 2019
The title kinda says it, but this is gonna be a little thing about horrible dad jokes I torture my friends with and rages about things like yr seveners! And probably other things that I don't know of yet
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