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The Time I Ate Ass

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Time 3h 11m

Reads 2,959
Votes 191
Parts 24
Time 3h 11m

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"fuck me hard daddy let me rid on those pretty lips of yours😜"


"wtf? who the fuck is this?, jimin if this is you STOP THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY!"


"whose jimin daddy?"


"wait if your not jimin THEN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?"


"your future baby boy😉"


"..."



Hello this is my first taekook fanfic its honestly going to be cringe, I literally cringed internally writing the top description so sorry in advance that I  made you cringe your ass off and uncomfortable, but anything other then that enjoy my fic remember you nice keep going.(I honestly hate my self I'm the definition of cringe. 🤢)All Rights Reserved

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