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The Time I Ate Ass

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Time 3h 11m

Reads 2,959
Votes 191
Parts 24
Time 3h 11m

Mature

"fuck me hard daddy let me rid on those pretty lips of yours😜"


"wtf? who the fuck is this?, jimin if this is you STOP THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY!"


"whose jimin daddy?"


"wait if your not jimin THEN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?"


"your future baby boy😉"


"..."



Hello this is my first taekook fanfic its honestly going to be cringe, I literally cringed internally writing the top description so sorry in advance that I  made you cringe your ass off and uncomfortable, but anything other then that enjoy my fic remember you nice keep going.(I honestly hate my self I'm the definition of cringe. 🤢)All Rights Reserved

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"They both look like a married couple, with kids," Jin cooed seeing y/n and Jimin feeding the kids who sat between them. "I wouldn't marry this dork even if my life depended on it," y/n fake gagged. "Who would want to marry this witch," Jimin faked his gag just like y/n. ~🥀~ "Jimin.... Let's get married if we both stay single till 25," Y/n said, making the boy who lay next to her snap his head towards her. "Le-let's see about that when we turn 25," Jimin grew red only just thinking about it. 🥀 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. #1 - pjmfanfic - 19 Dec 2021 #58 - fanfiction - 28 Apr 2022 #1 - jiminfanfic - 28 Apr 2022 #1 - parkjiminfanfic - 28 Apr 2022 #38 - btsimagines - 28 Apr 2022 #1- btsimagines - 6 Feb 2023 #1 - pjm - 10 Mar 2023 #1 - jimin - 7 June 2023 #5 - parkjimin - 8 June 2023 #3 - bts - 16 June 2023 #7 - btsfanfic - 17 June 2023 #1 - kimtaehyung - 24 June 2023 Started: 19 Oct 2021 Ended: 06 Apr 2022