The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person III

Keen readers and fans of unnecessary violence and random nonsense, gather round, for the final part of the Tragically Terrible Trilogy is here- 'The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person III: The Finalé Fiasco'. Here, discover the secret of the bizarre creature Argyllmylsvouth's addiction to melons, and see how his cousin Kevin the Bear copes when he has to right the wrongs for cheating Death! All I can tell you is that, like the previous two stories, it is going to be rather unpleasant and an utterly pointless pursuit indeed as the adventures of Argyllmylsvouth and Kevin are finally concluded...