the kissing cult (o.g.)
choke-me-satan
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  • Reads 192
  • Votes 20
  • Parts 5
  • Time 26m
choke-me-satan
Ongoing, First published Mar 18, 2019
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"you know normal mothers would've already be chasing their child with a slipper down the street or disowning them. you are lucky to have me as your mother." 

"first of all ma, that's child abuse." 

"back in my days, that is called discipline."

"you should really see a therapist." 


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reviews:

"it's a wonderful book." -nobody 

"what are you doing in my house-get out before i call the cops!" -jk rowling, author of the very indie book series harry potter 

"so you broke into my house just to force me to read your 'book'. what the hell is wro-"-john green, couldn't get the full quote because the author of this book had to run away from the dog who was chasing her. 

"please get out of our office right now." -some girl from the new york times 


autobiography: the author's in prison anyone of y'all got bail money? 


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the kissing cult 
2019 
durga sonia n. 
all rights reserved.
All Rights Reserved
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