Merc with a mouth (deadpool)
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offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to heal his cancer and disfigurment, deadpool must steal jewels and money in order to pay for it. But when his first heist goes wrong, he finds himself taking a stubborn loudmouth kid under his wing. This leads to a funny and charming tale, answering the question-'what would deadpool be like as a father?'
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