Draco Malfoy's Rant Book
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❝𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥❞ { 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵, 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 } ↳ 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘪𝘧 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 @𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘗𝘢𝘯2210 28/09/2021- 13/04/2022 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴: 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 ☑Complete
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𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅, 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂 𝒓𝒄𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄, 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓. 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑭𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆?Complete
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𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗼𝘆 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗉𝗎𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒, 𝖺 𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗁𝖾'𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗈𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗍. 𝖧𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗒 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝗅𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾-- 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅.. 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗐𝗇ed 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗂𝖾𝖼𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗼𝘆. 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅, 𝗌𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗎𝗌Complete
Fuckboy {Draco Malfoy 18+}
"You want to know what I taste like?" I say, leaving my mouth slightly open. I can feel Malfoy's breath on my lips. He doesn't answer, but his breath hitches as he looks down. "You really want to know?" "Just do it," Malfoy barks. "So I can have some fucking peace." "I taste. . ." I start, leaning in. Malfoy closes his eyes, his brows furrowing, and I chuckle at the agony of it. ". . . Like dirt. Mud, even. And does the Slytherin Prince really want to get his lips dirty?" --- This fanfiction is cringey. *Draco MalfoyxOC* *Mature Content* *Messy Ass Plot* *Theodore Nott Supremacy*Complete
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Filthy Little Secret - Draco x reader
It's dark in the closet, I can just vaguely see his features and realise how close we're standing. Like, really close. My chest is toughing his and my hand is resting on his shoulder. As I realise that, I quickly remove it. "Cozy", he whispers in my ear, which make chills run down my spine. "Shut up", I whisper. "McGonagall's class starts in ten minutes, I guess you'll be stuck in here until then", he says smirking. "I can leave at any moment", I say, glaring at him. "And then I'd follow you, and what would people think when they see us leaving a tiny closet like this, together", he whispers and God his voice makes me shiver. "You're such an arrogant git". "And you're a sad nerd". "Stupid sod!" "Pathetic halfblood" "Useless, stuck-up brat!" And then his lips collide with mine, all of the sudden, filled with passion. And I kiss him back. - This was my first HP fanfiction EVER. It's not great, but it's a quick, fun read I guess. If you want something a little more in depth and less ... cringy, I recommend checking out my other works haha All characters are owned by JK Rowling. I do NOT support JKR at all, but I wrote this fan fiction years ago when I didn't know any better, and the Harry Potter universe was a big part of my teen life. #1 in malfoyxreader #1 in dracoxreader #1 in Malfoy #1 in Pureblood #1 in PotterComplete
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