Shut Up and Get Punned
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because I'm not punny, neither are you. I suck at poems, but chic thinks it's cool.
seriously, in case you're wondering. I don't know squat about what this is gonna be about. I'm just dishing out shit because, who'll read it anyway, right? RIGHT???
So, hey, here's an idea. how about the top twenty or so dreams every wannabe writer wishes to come true.
NB: this is straight from phone. don't come with your destructive critique horse on my ass.
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