In the Fish Bowl

What do the following support groups have in common?

Gambler's anon, eating disorders, irritable bowel syndrome, addicted to trampolines, clapping is painful, anemophobia and cherophobia (the phobias of wind and fun).

Two people and a lot of lies.

Then, What does a relationship of mutual admiration, constant loathing and love have in common?

The same two people.

More lies.

Mark Twain once said, "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

But, where's the fun in that?

"When some people enter a room, they put a joyous smile on the faces of others.

When some leave, there is a similar effect.

We just happen to be of the second kind of people."