Midget Vaccum cats

A collection of random short stories.

Who would win if cats and dogs had a war?
Why is there a vacuum sucking my face?
or just Follow a roombas adventure through a post apocalyptic world
or you know, just read about a depressed swing if that's your thing

LH will be at the start for lighthearted/comedic stories
WB for War or battle
SD for sad ones ((Though i doubt they would be very sad but I'll try))
Others may be added later

Some may be inspired by the show love, death & robots on accident.
Warnings for death I guess?