Online | Ereri (Incomplete, Funny Version)

Hi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave.

I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clicked "Offline", I heard a noise. There was an orange "1" right beside "Humanity's Strongest Soldier". I clicked on his name.

My name's Levi you little shit. Don't take my douch-bagginess personally. I find it easier to stay silent rather than converse. I don't have but one friend. It's an online friend, his name is Armin. I don't know if you know him, but if you did that would be pretty cool I guess. I'd like another friend, so I guess we could give it a shot.

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It was so easy.

All I had to do was show Sasha a few nice apartments in California, and off we went. But, now that I'm here, it'll be a bit harder than I thought.

Eren shouldn't be too difficult. Ass I recall, he has a few anger issues. In the past, he's let anger cloud his mind, and that shall be his downfall.

But before I can get to Eren, I have to get past his friends.

Armin is one of the most intelligent people we've encountered. His IQ rivals Einstein's. It won't be hard to beat him up, but it'll be increasingly difficult to manipulate him.

Levi Ackerman is famous where I come from. Strong, smart, and short tempered. It'll be easy to light his fuse, and it'll be fun to watch him crash and burn.

Erwin's a very smart man. He's rich, famous, and has high standards. I've known him for a while, actually, he's helped me out a few times. It's a shame, really.

Hanji Zoe, a scientist. She's got fantastic deductive skills, and can be very impulsive. Haven't met her in person till' now, but I've heard quite a few stories about her.

Why, you ask? Ha, that's classified information.
(This story in incomplete, and has been restarted. )