Have Kids, They Said
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Last published Sun, Mar 24, 2019
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This is a WIP novel.
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----> This is a story about family & relationships that highlights the importance of mental health, primarily in mothers. It is a comedy, a horror and a Sci-Fi all in one. I will provide a better story detail as the novel progresses.
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