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Ongoing, First published Mar 22, 2019
[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ] Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts. It's where I just put all of my jokes that I thought of on the get-go and some other stuff, like drawings people have drawn about Servamp and other people's jokes about it (I'll try to credit them as much as I can!) . This book also contains some of my oneshots of Servamp ships (mainly KuroMahi) that more often that needed to has smut. So be warned! [A more detailed description shall be inside on the first chapter. Full-length fics (eg: one shots or short multi-chapter ones) can be found with the added ship pair name beside their fic's original name.] [ Credits to FoxcatAI for the cover and banners! She's amazing, please check her out! ^^ ]All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- - Author's Note. -Wed, Mar 27, 2019
- Looking good, Todoroki.Thu, Mar 28, 2019
- Be a caterpillar.Thu, Mar 28, 2019
- Tell Sakuya off, Mahiru!Thu, Mar 28, 2019
- Nakiri Azami and Touma Taishi: Brothers?Thu, Mar 28, 2019
- I don't have any children!Thu, Mar 28, 2019
- Lilies and Red Carnations [Licht/Hyde]Wed, Apr 10, 2019
- It's you, now sign here.Wed, Apr 10, 2019
- WHO ATE MY BREAD?!Fri, Apr 12, 2019
- Did you eat my bread?Fri, Apr 12, 2019
- Heard you liked bad boysMon, Apr 15, 2019
- I'd really like a snaccSat, Apr 20, 2019
- Misono fell off!Sat, Apr 20, 2019
- What the f- that's a new one.Wed, May 1, 2019
- You know, when I was your age...Thu, May 2, 2019
- 2 AMThu, May 2, 2019
- You're not even going to say 'bless you'?Thu, May 2, 2019
- Everything in the world sucks.Fri, May 3, 2019
- ARE YOU SORRY?!Mon, May 6, 2019
- The waiter decides.Tue, May 14, 2019
- We have your child.Tue, May 14, 2019
- What, gay?Sat, May 18, 2019
- Kuro, the trash.Sat, May 18, 2019
- I'll pick you up at 8 o'clock.Sat, May 18, 2019
- I'm putting myself in a self-induced coma.Sat, May 18, 2019
- A chocolate kiss.Sat, May 18, 2019
- I thought we were stating the impossible.Sat, May 18, 2019
- I thought we were stating the impossible (LawLicht version.)Sat, May 18, 2019
- I thought we were stating the impossible (Lily and Misono's version)Sun, May 19, 2019
- I just thought that Mahiru looked yummy.Sun, May 19, 2019
- Take the pickles off!Sun, May 19, 2019
- Confusing Introductions (Inspired by Thomas Sanders)Sun, May 19, 2019
- I have an idea.Mon, May 20, 2019
- Non-Consensual KnifeplaySat, May 25, 2019
- Happy Birthday or Angry Birthday?Sun, May 26, 2019
- Under me.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Hinata Hino and Mahiru ShirotaSat, Jun 1, 2019
- MorosexualSun, Jun 2, 2019
- Nice top!Wed, Jun 5, 2019
- Who's the gay one in this group?Thu, Jun 6, 2019
- It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...Fri, Jun 7, 2019
- I don't deserve this.Fri, Jun 7, 2019
- TAKE MY LAST NAME!Sat, Jun 8, 2019
- When a snake bites your leg.Wed, Jun 12, 2019
- What did you break?Wed, Jun 12, 2019
- Have I ever told you on how important you are to me?Sat, Jun 15, 2019
- You know who else is beautiful?Mon, Jun 17, 2019
- More than grocery sales?Wed, Jun 19, 2019
- I want a d.Thu, Jun 27, 2019
- I'm having an affair.Sun, Jun 30, 2019
- I'm just tired of the word 'bromance'.Mon, Jul 1, 2019
- We have your child!Fri, Jul 5, 2019
- Birthday Gift [Kuro/Mahiru]Wed, Jul 17, 2019
- I'm on my period.Mon, Jul 22, 2019
- Who needs April Fools?Sat, Aug 17, 2019
- If there are no more empty seats on the bus...Fri, Aug 23, 2019
- Grab us a table.Wed, Aug 28, 2019
- What's Mahiru doing?Thu, Aug 29, 2019
- What's 'take out'?Thu, Aug 29, 2019
- The blood of a virginFri, Aug 30, 2019
- You didn't say that!Sun, Sep 1, 2019
- I poisoned someone's drink.Mon, Sep 2, 2019
- Can you please pass me my will to live?Mon, Sep 9, 2019
- Excuse me, is this the clu-Mon, Sep 9, 2019
- Did you miss me?Thu, Oct 3, 2019
- Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, PotassiumThu, Oct 3, 2019
- GlassesThu, Oct 10, 2019
- Not the same moonSat, Oct 12, 2019
- Straight in the eyesSun, Oct 13, 2019
- I've decided to be a ghost this HalloweenSat, Oct 19, 2019
- You don't have the courage to top me.Fri, Oct 25, 2019
- Both threatened and aroused.Fri, Oct 25, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween?Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 2)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 3)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 4)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 5)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 6)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 7)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Part 8)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- What should I be for Halloween? (Final)Sun, Nov 3, 2019
- Practice makes perfect.Tue, Nov 5, 2019
- You are somebody's reason to smile.Sat, Nov 9, 2019
- 'Please' and 'thank you'Sun, Nov 10, 2019
- Inner damageSun, Nov 10, 2019
- I need namesSun, Nov 24, 2019
- Are you good at math?Tue, Nov 26, 2019
- Reaching out for food (couple differences)Sun, Dec 1, 2019
- A solution to a problemSun, Dec 1, 2019
- Never been happyMon, Dec 9, 2019
- Caffeine is a drugTue, Dec 10, 2019
- Dashing through the halls~!Wed, Dec 11, 2019
- Under The Mistletoe [Kuro/Mahiru]Wed, Dec 25, 2019
- Boobs are like the sun.Wed, Jan 8, 2020
- I don't have any friendsSun, Jan 12, 2020
- Did you mean 'hit on me'?Thu, Jan 16, 2020
- If being hot is a crimeSun, Jan 26, 2020
- This is blasphemy!Mon, Jan 27, 2020
- That suit looks really good on youTue, Jan 28, 2020
- So that's why Mahiru sleeps so earlySat, Feb 1, 2020
- How do I tell him that I love him?Sat, Feb 15, 2020
- What do you feel now?Sun, Mar 29, 2020
- Heard you liked loyaltySun, Mar 29, 2020
- Truly unfortunate indeedWed, Apr 1, 2020
- Jeje's motherly instinctsSun, Apr 5, 2020
- Just take what's yours and leave!Fri, Apr 17, 2020
- You made me fall!Thu, Apr 23, 2020
- The husbandSat, May 9, 2020
- You need weekly motivation.Sun, Jun 7, 2020
- What's your favourite animal, Jeje?Wed, Jun 10, 2020
- Wait, that's NOT a cockroach?Sun, Jun 28, 2020
- Kranz you liarSun, Jun 28, 2020
- How are you, Kuro?Tue, Jun 30, 2020
- My first boyfriendTue, Jun 30, 2020
- The face he makes is more erotic than just thatSun, Jul 12, 2020
- I would do it for freeThu, Jul 16, 2020
- Save that money for our wedding then!Tue, Jul 21, 2020
- Name five things you would say in the bedroom!Thu, Jul 23, 2020
- Mahiru in a turtleneckFri, Aug 21, 2020
- Are we flirting or are we fighting right now?Mon, Aug 31, 2020
- Ah yes, the good ol' daysThu, Sep 10, 2020
- Ah yes, 3 wordsSun, Sep 13, 2020
- Look in the mirrorThu, Oct 22, 2020
- Oh hell naw.Sun, Dec 6, 2020
- What am I to Mahiru?Sun, Dec 6, 2020
- I'm your problem now!Sun, Dec 13, 2020
- Where are you going?Tue, Dec 22, 2020
- I would if he asked me to.Sat, Feb 13, 2021
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Mon, Feb 15, 2021
- Blue lollipopMon, Jun 7, 2021
- ArgumentsThu, Jun 24, 2021
- FrappucinoFri, Jul 2, 2021
- Come back home (to a criminal's arms) [Mafia Kuro/Police Mahiru]Mon, May 30, 2022
- What did you just call me?Tue, Aug 10, 2021
- impromptu encounters [Billionaire Kuro/ Detective Mahiru]Mon, May 30, 2022
- Something you can eatMon, Jun 6, 2022
- incarceration [Yandere Kuro/Mahiru]Mon, Jun 20, 2022
- incarceration [Yandere Kuro/Mahiru] [Chapter 2]Sun, Aug 21, 2022
- incarceration [Yandere Kuro/Mahiru] [Chapter 3]Mon, Oct 24, 2022
- ObjectionMon, Oct 31, 2022
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