Servamp Jokes (and Oneshots)!
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[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ]
Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts.
It's where I just put all of my jokes that I thought of on the get-go and some other stuff, like drawings people have drawn about Servamp and other people's jokes about it (I'll try to credit them as much as I can!) . This book also contains some of my oneshots of Servamp ships (mainly KuroMahi) that more often that needed to has smut. So be warned!
[A more detailed description shall be inside on the first chapter. Full-length fics (eg: one shots or short multi-chapter ones) can be found with the added ship pair name beside their fic's original name.]
[ Credits to FoxcatAI for the cover and banners! She's amazing, please check her out! ^^ ]
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˜"*°•.˜"*°• 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙀𝙎!!! •°*"˜.•°*"˜
I take requests, lovelies! [ Edit: I don't write smut anymore. ] ｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡ 【Ｍｅｉｎｅ Ｌｉｅｂｅ】- Rip Van Winkle & Fem Reader (Little bit of Lime) 【Ｗｅ＇ｌｌ ｗｏｒｋ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｊｕｓｔ ｆｉｎｅ~】- Seras Victoria & Male Reader (Smut) 【Ｅｓ ｉｓｔ ｄａｓ Ｂｅｓｔｅ．】- The Doktor (Avondale Napyeer) & Male Reader 【Ｄａｎｋｅ， ｄａｓｓ ｄｕ ｍｅｉｎｅ Ｇｅｆüｈｌｅ ａｋｚｅｐｔｉｅｒｓｔ， Ｍｅｉｎｅ Ｌｉｅｂｅ．】- The Major (Montana Max) & GN but AMAB Reader (Smut) 【Ｒｅｐｅｎｔａｎｃｅ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｗａｙ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｆｒｅｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｓｉｎｓ ｍａｄｅ．】- Enrico Maxwell & Fem Reader (Smut) (If you're not a fan of blasphemy, don't read this.) 【Ｄｉｅ Ｄｉｎｇｅ ｓｉｎｄ ｊｅｔｚｔ ｇａｎｚ ａｎｄｅｒｓ， ａｂｅｒ ｗｉｒ ｗｅｒｄｅｎ ｅｓ ｓｃｈａｆｆｅｎ．】- Zorin Blitz & Rip Van Winkle 【Ｗａｓ ｉｓｔ ｆａｌｓｃｈ ｄａｒａｎ， ｅｉｎ Ｓｃｈｅｒｚｂｏｌｄ ｚｕ ｓｅｉｎ？】- The Doktor, Major & Male Reader (Smut) (This chapter contains Blood and a Knife and Gun Kink.) 【Ｂａｌｄｉｇｅｓ Ｅｎｄｅ】- The Captain & Delia Turner (Luuylisa's OC) ｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡★｡+ﾟ☆ﾟ+｡ Enjoy! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ I made the cover but the images used to make the cover and font belong to their creator/s.Lengkap
🆂🅴🆁🆅🅰🅼🅿- 🅾🅼🅴🅶🅰🆅🅴🆁🆂🅴: 🅾🅽 🅲🆁🅰🅲🅺-:)
""A great indicator to know if you're an Alpha, a Beta, or an Omega,..is...." Kuro scratched his head, his other siblings listened closely, but the eldest was still nervous to talk "Why the long pause? Is it too embarrassing?" Freyja asked immediatly "Yeah...." Kuro finally responds "So the indicator is that...one needs to observe have a sexy photo of their supposed lover for a certain time while listening to porn music....If their dick stands up, they're an Alpha; if the started to blush, a Beta; if their ass or vagina leaks, they're an Omega...and if neither reaction occured....probably the photoed person isn't their soulmate...or so" "The fuck?" The world of AOB in the Servamp-verse, but not so dramatic. SERVAMP belongs to TANAKA Strike Ships: KuroMahi, LichtLaw, Jekuni, Lisono, Tethugh, SakuTsuba, FreyDuna and Ilccolo. This story can either make you laugh or cringe.Lengkap
Anime Oneshots!
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. . Anim Kurushimi, was living his best life. but God was like, "no, let's not make him life his best life." so Now Anim is trapped in the world of Servamp, which he mostly doesn't remember about. Now what will he do in this new world with wired scenarios when he doesn't even want them to happen. ==================================== Since there are not many good or even mildly okay servamp fan fictions. I'll make myself.
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