Servamp Jokes (and Oneshots)!
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[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ]
Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts.
It's where I just put all of my jokes that I thought of on the get-go and some other stuff, like drawings people have drawn about Servamp and other people's jokes about it (I'll try to credit them as much as I can!) . This book also contains some of my oneshots of Servamp ships (mainly KuroMahi) that more often that needed to has smut. So be warned!
[A more detailed description shall be inside on the first chapter. Full-length fics (eg: one shots or short multi-chapter ones) can be found with the added ship pair name beside their fic's original name.]
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